• Tia Rider

Why Am I The Scary Narrator?

Updated: Apr 22, 2019

Not to brag, but you can't get more qualified than me.

Happy Monday-after-losing-an-hour-to-Daylight-Saving-Time-OMG-I-can't-wake-up, Halloween Babies!

In today's video we discuss my top 5 qualifications for carrying the title of "Scary Narrator."

  1. Halloween Birthday (aka The Best Birthday)

  2. Hi, I have a pumpkin tattooed on my body.

  3. When I was 5, my favorite movie was Poltergeist. (Parenting win, mom.)

  4. Life goal: own and operate a Haunted House attraction that ends up on one of those Travel Channel lists.

  5. A solid belief that watching Horror movies is an effective form of therapy.

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